Gene Inheritance?

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Post 1 by Cill Bot (Zone BBS Addict) on Monday, 04-Oct-2004 23:40:49

Gene Inheritance?

A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to
labor was asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present
at the birth.

"I'm afraid I don't have a husband." she replied.

"Okay, do you have a boyfriend then?" asks the Midwife.

"No, no boyfriend either." The young girl answered.

"Do you have a partner then?" Came the irritated midwife's next query.

"No," the young lady explained, "I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on
my own."

After the birth the midwife again spoke to the young woman. "You have a
healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you, before you see her, the
baby is black!"

"Well," explained the new mother. "I was very down on my luck, with no
money, and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a part in a Porno movie. The
leading man was black."

"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business,
and I'm sorry I have to ask you these awkward questions, but I must also
tell you the baby has blonde hair too."

"Well yes," the young mother explained further, "you see, I desperately
needed money, and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie,
what else could I do?"

"Oh, I'm so sorry," the midwife mumbled, "that's really none of my business,
and I hate to pry further, but your baby has slanted eyes too!"

"Well yes," continued the girl defensively, "I was incredibly hard up, and
there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice!"

At this last explanation, the midwife again apologized, collected the baby,
and presented her to her mother, who immediately proceeded to give the baby
girl a slap on her bottom!

The baby started crying, and the mother exclaimed, "Thank God for that!"

"What do you mean?" asked the shocked midwife.

"Well," explained the young new mother, obviously feeling extremely
relieved, "I had this horrible feeling that it was going to start barking!!"

Post 2 by season (the invisible soul) on Wednesday, 06-Oct-2004 8:20:15

ha ha ha, ok lol.

Post 3 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Friday, 10-Nov-2006 15:48:37

Oh my

Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 10-Nov-2006 16:37:04

Oh, my, God! Someone should show this to Julia.

Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 10-Nov-2006 16:38:26

ha ha ha!

Bob

Post 6 by Raskolnikov (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 10-Nov-2006 16:49:38

Yeah! This has got to be the sickest joke I've come across so far. Ha!

Post 7 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Saturday, 11-Nov-2006 10:39:27

rofl, oh my gosh! And Becky, tisk tisk!